Tuesday, November 28, 2006
Frisbee Finally
I got up early. Like 4 or 5. a.m.
What? it's not a crime. it's for a good cause.
And causes don't come as good as when it's for frisbee!! Hell yeah! Uhh.. well.. you see, every addict's got to have his "fix" right? It's something that happens. Kinda like periods...
Ok.. to stray from that, i can't throw straight for NUTS!! Frustrating dude, very. Like the two rounds we run for warm-ups, frustatingly short. Strangely though, all of us were quite winded after just 30 minutes. Speaks aLOT about stamina. Comparably to the mass of a neutrino, and the madness of Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Gruesomely Non-existent.
Sk lost his soul, ripped it right off like a splinter in his ass. Oh wait, i meant sole. But he still looks as if there's something up his uhh.. posterior. Must be his hair. Yeah.. what's with dissing me bout my height and physique (The LACK of both)...
I saw mommy dissin' Santa Claus,
Underneath da Christmas tree one night..
ok ok, something else (dun kill me mao, i'm ripping this off you, but, since you dun actually have a blog... no copyright infringements ya??)
ahem*
"..If i laid here, and me d***'s standing,
would ya just lay me, den we'll forget da world.."
-mao (from his song "Chasing C*nts")
remember [2:01 PM]
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Sunday, November 26, 2006
grahh
Man!! i'm soooooooo bored... really. Really. really bored.
I got through to practical round for bio olympiad!! That feels like.... crap. Gonna miss class chalet dude...
But, things have been set. I'll enjoy whatever i can (yeah... like watching life regressing into some f***-up piece of shit, imagining that it's someone else's. How friggin' amusing), do whatever i can (uhh.. nothing?), and try my best not to succumb to waking up early.
Life is beautiful. Really.
Messy Christmas to ya'll, in case i'm not there to crash things. Not that i will, but i do have a devastating presense ya?
i'm mentally dunking johnnie now, to ease the ache of boredom
then again, i could just be hungry
uhh.. very hungry
just for the heck of it, Hectic New Year dudes!!
For those unfortunate few( quite a few) who are slogging it out in Cambodia, i presume that all had a safe* flight. Don't Die k? Who da heck am i gonna suan if ya all suddenly disappear into charred flesh?? (ya, means u Cow, ya gone, den me life really Senza Una Donna)
heck boredom! i'm hungry...Really.
remember [12:07 AM]
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Tuesday, November 21, 2006
I'm not Pitiful!
All i have to do is to keep lying to myself. and hope i'm fooled
Crap... this is really the wrong time to be smart
remember [10:18 PM]
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Saturday, November 18, 2006
BOred..
I'm seriously bored... BOred!! .... BO-red...yepp, no red here.. all black.. ohh crapp
as if using more red could cure boredom... (think of it, if there's red, it wouldn't be bo-red rite? it'll be omething like haf-red...)
I bet even squishing ants would become interesting, but i prefer frogs, they make an effort to escape.
...or so i think... never tried
guess there's a first for everything eh?
Garr!!!! Did some joker just played with a celestial blender and mixed all me frustration into this cocktail?? I'm so gonna get your balls if that's the case. Believe that.
...But meanwhile, got to mug chem, go own the balls off the competition
Hell yeah, die B****es!!!
remember [2:52 PM]
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Thursday, November 16, 2006
crappy
Bio O was truly fun. Yes, very. How fun, to travel for one hour. How fun, to sit and do MCQ.
How fun, to do that for the next 4 hrs.
Pure frustration dude. Pure
And the Practical paper is on 5 dec.. Not sure if i want to get through... Crap la
I'm soooooo gonna swear my lungs out
remember [9:21 PM]
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Wednesday, November 15, 2006
Sentosa!!
Yepp, Sentosa is still as sandy. But the bus waiting time was left terribly wanting. And we could have visited the dolphins...
Aaany.Wayy, i found out that i was the only guy without abs after the apparent rigours of the J1 life... Ahhh Well, you don't ned abs to play frisbee. Almost everyone got dunked less than an hour into the trip, at around 1. (oh, wait, didn't we meet at 11 am?? must be my terrible sense of time, or cos majority came late...). And we ambushed Eric with some streamers (cheap thrill.. but boy can he run) But that wasn't the highlight.
Truth or Dare.
Got wen jia to go get the number of some tatoo-ed stranger, sophie to take a picture with a very tanned guy (his girlfriend took the picture) aaaanndd.... Conran to "show off" his hot bod in front of two young ladies in pink bikinis. wahaaa..
Lucky me, i was prudent enough to take truth. Crazy bunch of people there. How the heck do ya Shoot, Shag, Marry Kwok, Uncle mayo and Western food Stall Auntie???
Vivo City's Carl's Jr has free refill!! And Lin xun finished first (*shocked, then suans Johnnie). Where does the food disappear to anyway?
Sun. Sea. No surf. Class chalet had better be better, must have Mahjong marathon..
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Monday, November 13, 2006
update
sY : ahh.. since you so sincerely asked me to, i've LINKED YOU!!! (asshole..., bless u :) )
Well, hello hello. I'm still alive. But not kicking. Yet. Tomorrow maybe, at Sentosa. Yes, Sentosa. Whoooo!!! Not been there for quite some time, hope it's still sandy.
remember [9:50 PM]
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Saturday, November 11, 2006
dude...
Frozen Grapes
Frozen Strawberries
Lots of Rock
is there any better way to mask depression? Perhaps. But there isn't any as safe.
Sometimes....i wish my aim was better. So i wouldn't miss you.
remember [10:53 AM]
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Thursday, November 09, 2006
Rejoice?
OP IS OVER!!! x 1000000000000000000000000
but i still want to present, it's so fun... playing with the laser pointer.
After OP went parkway for lunch (Pastamania, i ordered wrong stuff again...), got crazy.
What exactly does a half-tablespoon full of chilli flakes (was it? not sure) plus tabasco do to your mouth? One thing for sure, it's worse than wasabi. Especially when you're out of drinks.
Must say it was quite liberating, i've not done much crazy stuff lately...
Looking forward to more stupid things to do.. like locking myself in the room and study bio O. That is still better than going home to do I n R after OP. Quoting johnnie who in turn quoted from someone else :
"SOCIAL SUICIDE!!"
Yes, and so, not a single soul went to watch Flushed Away... damn..
And i hope all of ya get sucked into da Supermassive Black Hole
remember [7:58 PM]
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Wednesday, November 08, 2006
know bettter
Before yesterday : I was going to swear that i'm going to marry whoever could get more then 3 correct for either the 1st or 2nd quiz. I figured that someone ( bah, not gay la) who was so lucky/ knew me that well....
(yoou best not be reading..)
haha, guess i know better now
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Tuesday, November 07, 2006
ty made me do this
I have no freaking idea why i'm doing this... except ya.. go check ty's blog.
it goes something like this...
One. Think of 15 short bits of interesting stuff about yourself. And they've gotta be true.
Two. Come up with 5 false statements regarding yourself, but for fun's sake keep them in the threshold of believability.
Three. Jumble them all up together and list them in any order.
Four. Post them on your blog and let people guess which the five false ones are!
Five. Get 5 others to do the same
this is lame...
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1. I understand Chinese, barely
2. I won Lubin in Minesweepeer!! 3 times within 4 hours, using 4 games
3. I scored 100 for Maths in Primary 1
4. Played Hide-and-seek with my primary school Chinese teacher
5. I like eating fish
6. Can fold an elephant out of square paper
7. I'm scared of cockroaches
8. I bite my nails
9. Broke a chair because i sat on it too hard
10. I have five fingers on a hand, five on the other
11. Skipped recess for 7 years in a row
12. I like my phone
13. One of my good friends when i was little was Malay
14. Ate beef raw
15. I was once soo hungry, i ate paper
16. Ardent supporter of Mr Bean
17. I like dark, bitter chocolate
18. I wanna be a Daddy!!
19. I like pigs
20. I'm slacking
Have fun dudes, i don't think i'm tagging anyone... yet
--___________________________--""
yeas.. lonnnng face. Just found out i got tagged twice... OK THEN!! (bless u sy, bless u.)
ANOTHER set of 20 points.
1. The mouse i'm using now has no ball
2. I'm going to use a poker card (ace of hearts) for OP on 9 Nov
3. All the timekeeping devices which i own that are still not working are Casio
4. I used to want to be a veterinarian cos the name was very looong
5. Was lighter when PW meetings were less frequent
6. There are no telephones in this room, too troublesome to install
7. I used to think that the world is flat
8. I'm terrified of the Ferris Wheel, cos of a nightmare
9. I took the wrong bus on purpose, twice, because i wanted to skip school
10. I tried to learn Malay in Pri school
11. I once stole almost all the track balls of the mouses (mice?) in a computor lab, along with an accomplice
12. Got busted (for 11) in the same day
13. Shouted "Rabbit tooth!" at a teacher
14. I once wrestled someone, while half-naked, in class
15. I possess two copies of Sun Zi Bing Fa, both in different languages
17. I once ate a shoe cos i lost a bet
18. I have a sister, almost as dark as i am
19. I drink Red Bull when i'm depressed
20. There's a doorbell in my room
16. I did not miss out point 16
ahh... brain drain... go crack your heads dudes
remember [11:13 AM]
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Monday, November 06, 2006
new news
Bleahx, Saddam's gonna die... Maybe the South Park Balls of Fire scenes are going to come true. Not that i'll want to see... *shudders
Still can't get OP down pat. Keep repeating the WR .. haish, not good, not good...
I'm waiting here. Come get me brainwave, come on...
Oh yes!! They had to cancel Bio O. Just had to make life miserable. Spent like 7 freaking boring hours stoning, laughing at other people's OP in school from 8 to.... uhh.. i forgot. Ya, to 15. Hell... dude, give me a needle and i'll give them hell. They get enough holes to perform ultrafiltraton through the nose just by sneezing.
And i hope reabsorption doesn't occur. That'll show you to waste my time. Could have been blissfully slacking...
Well... Can't turn back time can we? Staring at the sun wasn't that bad...
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Sunday, November 05, 2006
Wahh....
Man... so many movies to watch, so little time.. Happy Feet, Step Up, The Covenant, Flushed Away. Wait for me!!
Sometimes, knowing that you don't know something is one of the simplest pleasures of life. But not when you're mugging. Damn!!
so screwed
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Saturday, November 04, 2006
Retrospective
No, yes i can't sleep. Guess who's fault it is this time.
Mine. Cos i'm dumb. Asinine.
Sometimes.. i wish. Wish that all could be different, but i know i wouldn't want it. It defies logic. Something in which i can find solace, know that i'm still sane, and that it's just that the world spins, not me.
But if logic dictates that it shouldn't happen, why am i sticking to it? Logic, i mean.
One wakes up every morning and finds that yesterday is but a mere memory. Ask:
Did those things really occur, or were they but figments of one's imagination?
Even if others concur, is it possible that you are all stuck in this scam together?
If the near past has degraded into something so intangible, why should we care about those that happened even further back?
So, it boils down to how one reacts doesn't it? Does one carry on without a shred of yesterday in one's life, living only for the present? Does one live in one's past, wallow in past sins? Does one sit in front of the computor at ungodly hours wishing things aren't what they are?
It's soul-wrenching, the truth. Cruel, this world is.
Maybe, just maybe, what i need isn't time to think about it. What i need is that i stop thinking of it. Indefinitely?
So stop teasing. I cannot maintain le..
remember [5:21 AM]
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Friday, November 03, 2006
Liberation
I have a dream, that one day, i will not have to study chinese for the sake of taking exams.
This is the day. So will be tomorrow. No more Chinese. Forever.
And so it begins, the part of my life free from the shackles of the square characters. To revel in it may be a sort of understatement.
remember [9:33 PM]
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Wednesday, November 01, 2006
Chinese... thou art going down
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!
Yeah man! The last day of chinese!! If everything goes well, that is. Bahh.. i'm past caring anyway.
I think i'm screwed.... Even running 4 k didn't make my heart hammer quite as fast as the "longest walk" 2 days back. Maybe because i wasn't running at full capacity... But really. Who am i kidding?
Maybe it was sugar rush??
L'absence est à l'amour ce qu'est au feu le vent
il eteint le petit, il allume le grand
-Comte de Bussy-Rabutin
yaa.... and guess what the doctor prescribed? More absence! duh
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